girl on guy 134: ryan stiles
charming curmudgeon

April 8, 2014

“i would open for sheena easton at the queen elizabeth theater, and the next night I’d be at the drake strip club hosting for the strippers. I had to do a half-hour, and then I had to windex the pole.”

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join ryan stiles of whose line is it anyway and aisha as they muddle through masturbating to house of cards, getting fired from golden girls, retrieving a bucket of steam, athleticism in the face of weed, organic assassinations, opening for sheena easton, adorable misanthropy, and drug-addicted squirrels. plus ryan is an international superstar comedy recluse, and all he wants to do is pet puppies.

girl on guy is making this up as we go along.




explicit content.
don’t play this for your mom.